Golden Retriever Marty Running for Mayor

In her first blog entry, Time to Elect a New Top Dog for the Community, Marty introduces herself.

My name is Marty, I am female and 35, live in Knox County (TN), and am running for Mayor in your community or a community near you, as I am eligible in all communities. Vote for me in the coming election(s) if you think I can do a better job than the mayoral incumbent or candidate(s) in your community. I promise you as your next Mayor that I will be “YOUR BEST FRIEND”.

I love Marty’s platform, which includes wanting to Provide A Bone for Every Bowl and Ensure a NO BALL TAX. She says in her campaign literature that she is “running for mayor in your community or a community near you, as I am eligible in all communities. Vote for me in the coming election if you think I can do a better job than the mayoral incumbent or candidate(s) in your community. I promise as your next mayor that I will be ‘your best friend.'” And, it is really impressive that Marty’s supporters vowed to run a clean campaign, indicating that they would give Marty a bath during a campaign stop.